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23 Times Limmy Was Each And Every Scottish Person

"He's a grass, Falconhoof."

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2. When he summed up T in the Park in seven seconds.

"Where's eh slam tent mate?"


4. When he offered this lifeline to people disappointed by the Conservative election victory.

To all you left leaning people down south: up you come. Up you come to Scotland. It's over. Fresh start. Don't look back. It's over.

5. But warned English refugees what they'll have to put up with if they do.


7. When he said what we were all thinking about the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership.

Fuck sake. If you don't like T in the Park, don't go, it's as simple as that.

8. When he helped out David Cameron.

.@David_Cameron Here you go, you stupid cunt. You're welcome, you stupid cunt.


10. When he mocked urban explorers.

Found a delightful piece of urban degenerative architecture. Just had to stop to photojournal. #photojournal

11. And teenagers' reactions to the Zayn Malik / 1D split.

Every time I think I'm over it: boom, it hits me again. #ZaynMalik #ZaynMalikGoSoloPlease


13. When he pointed out this uncanny resemblance.

Want to feel old? This is Ed Sheeran now.

14. And this one.

Want to feel old? This is Harry Styles now.


17. When he highlighted this perfect fit.

Welcome back, Australia. We missed you. #Eurovision2015


19. And highlighted this amazing similarity.

22. When he said what we were all thinking about Cumbernauld (sorry, Cumbernauld).

23. And when he did something to Ellen's famous Oscar selfie that you'll never be able to unsee.