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24 Times Scottish Twitter Roasted The Fuck Out Of Trump

"Leather faced, bawbag-eyed fuck bumper."

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1. "Custard-flavoured jobby."

@realDonaldTrump you make as much sense as a custard flavoured jobby. #Scotland voted to #remain #ScotlandAgainstTrump #indyref2

2. "Leather-faced piss jar."

@WayneDavid81 @realDonaldTrump Scotland unanimously voted Remain, you leather faced piss jar.

3. "Mangled apricot hellbeast."

Scotland hates both Brexit and you, you mangled apricot hellbeast @realDonaldTrump

4. "Bawbag-eyed fuck bumper."

I hate Trump and everything he stands for. Whispy-haired, leather faced, bawbag-eyed fuck bumper. He can take his golf course to fuck.

5. "Glaikit heidbanger."

Glaikit heidbanger. Brutal shan basturt. Manky great walloper. Total roaster. Heid-the-baw. Fud. #wurdsfurDon @realDonaldTrump

6. "Toupéd fucktrumpet."

.@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted overwhelmingly to stay in Europe you toupéd fucktrumpet

7. "Knuckle-brained fart lozenge."

@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted remain, you knuckle-brained fart lozenge.

8. "Blinkered plum."

@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted by a landslide to remain you blinkered plum.

9. "Huffy wee fuckin bampot."

Anyone fancy helping me get this cunt @realDonaldTrump to fuck? Huffy wee fuckin bampot. #notwelcome #shitetoupe

10. "Utter cockwomble."

@realDonaldTrump We voted to stay in the EU, you utter cockwomble. Go take a swim in the Firth of Clyde.

11. "Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain."

@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted remain you degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain

12. "Rug wearing thunder nugget."

@realDonaldTrump all 32 regions of Scotland voted to remain in the EU. Get your facts right you rug wearing thunder nugget

13. "Fuckin walloper."

the amount of people who've been killed in usa by white citizens n donald trump believes Muslims are the problem? cunts a fuckin walloper

14. "Uncooked pastry."

@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted remain you uncooked pastry

15. "Hamster heedit bampot."

@realDonaldTrump we never got our country back, we wanted to remain, bolt ya hamster heedit bampot, away and boil yer napper

16. "Fuck-knuckle."

Hey @realDonaldTrump, do you realise that you are a fuck-knuckle? Scotland voted remain. Going as wild as your real hair you twat stick!

17. "Rotten orange fucknut."

@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted Remain you rotten orange fucknut #Brexit

18. "Onion-eyed flap dragon."

@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted Remain, you onion-eyed flap dragon

19. "Wee orange rodent."

@realDonaldTrump "I love Hispanics" aye so ye dae so wit wis aht wall aw aboot ehn get ursel tae fuck ya wee orange rodent

20. "Mop-headed fud."

@realDonaldTrump You have been caught lying every time you speak ya mop headed fud

21. "Cock juggling thundercunt."

@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted to stay in the EU you cock juggling thundercunt!

22. "Witless fucking cocksplat."

@realDonaldTrump SCOTLAND VOTED TO STAY, YOU WITLESS FUCKING COCKSPLAT!

23. "Gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet."

@realDonaldTrump The speech was plagiarised you gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet.

24. "Shitstick fuckface."

A vote for Beyond Fest is a vote against the shitstick fuckface @realDonaldTrump. He's a cunt. Just ask Scotland.

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