Buzz·Posted on 4 Aug 201719 Profoundly Funny Scottish Tweets That Will Change Your Whole World View"Imagine if toast was A4 size."by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Hannah Murphy @HannahMurphy251 Pets are so weird like it's just this little individual that lives in your gaff and you can't speak to each other but you're just best mates 06:37 PM - 27 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Goudie @Goudie15 Why dae pot noodles have instructions? If ye canny figure out how tae pour hot water intae a container then ye shouldny be allowed a kettle 09:59 PM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ryan @ryanrochford1 its mad to think that if you buy a triple sandwich at Tesco, someone else is eating the other half of the same sandwich 02:13 PM - 28 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Nugent @MattNugentYC I'm off to bed 09:39 PM - 27 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Carabine @RyanCarabine_ mental tae hink that you nd a pal ae urs won't be able to go to each others funeral, blew ma mind 08:54 PM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. DT @dov97 Why do we say Sean like shon but we dinny say bean like bon 07:14 PM - 22 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. hannah pickup 🏳️🌈 @madeforpickup imagine if toast was a4 size 09:25 PM - 29 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. rachel @rachelbissett How sad is it that one day was the last time you went out to play with ur pals n you never even realised it 😟 09:18 PM - 14 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Alexander McNeil @McneilAlexander Mad how yie get 6 points and a £200fine for being on yer phone yet there's folk oot there way eyelashes on there motor n getting away wae it 05:47 PM - 03 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 67 @AndyMcGregor95 See how we've got wallpaper of New York and that in rooms, Ye hink Americans have wallpaper wae flats in the gorbals or suhin 06:31 PM - 19 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Chloe @see_mac_ sunday thoughts 09:15 PM - 19 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. jordanbennett @j_bennett9 Fucking weird that if you wanna get to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping 11:06 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Graeme @fairlyoddgraeme Ave just been informed if ye say "Space Ghetto" in an American accent it sounds like "Spice Girl" in a Scottish accent and a canny stop 10:04 PM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Bdon @Brandon_Jxckson no hink it's heavy weird u blow on yer hands tae keep them warm but blow on yer tea tae to cool it down? aye well a find it weird anyway 04:53 PM - 26 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Caitlin @CaitsEwing_ Wee bro just suggested they make Chinese menus like Avon books so u rub ur wrist on a page n smell wit u wanty eat. Tht wean is the future x 07:14 PM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Mitchell Girvin @MitchellGirvin 19 year on this planet n av just realised sweatbands on folks wrists are for wiping the sweat on their forehead n not wrist sweat 07:35 PM - 06 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Morgan McConville @morganmcconnn Why does yer mirror, front camera, back camera make ye look so different in every wan??? Wit wan is the real me 11:54 AM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Goudie @Goudie15 Clowns are just goths on eccies 04:21 PM - 06 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ninaa @ninagilbert7 honestly last night someone asked me if crabs think we walk sideways n a havent stopped thinkin about it since 05:22 PM - 16 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Thanks for these deep thoughts, Scotland. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Giphy We will never stop thinking about them either.