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If you're thinking of visiting Ayrshire, don't bother.
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As you can see, it's really rather ugly.
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There's no wild or beautiful scenery to explore.
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And quaint harbours are pretty thin on the ground as well.
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If you're interested in history, you should steer clear of Ayrshire.
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As you can see, there are no historic things around here.
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Or mysterious, brooding ancient monuments.
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There aren't even any interesting heritage sites or museums.
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Ayr itself is a terrible, run-down place.
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As you can see, it's basically an urban hellscape.
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Urgh, can you imagine actually having to live here?
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Plus it's even uglier in winter.
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The food in Ayrshire is decidedly average.
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There's absolutely nothing good to eat.
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And no historic or beautiful places to have a drink either.
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Speaking of beauty: You won't find a single amazing view in Ayrshire.
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Seriously, if you're after breathtaking views, just go home.
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Pretty villages? You're kidding, right?
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There isn't a single one.
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If you're looking for gorgeous islands to explore, you're out of luck.
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Nope, there are no beautiful islands around here.
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And even if there were, there would be no way to get to them.
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Oh, you like castles, do you?
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Sorry to break it to you, but there are no castles here.
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Apart from the odd ugly, bleak, and depressing ruin.
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There's nothing exciting to do in Ayrshire.
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No fun new hobbies to try.
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And no weird or wonderful places to explore.
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In short, it's dull as ditchwater.
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Plus the weather is always terrible.
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Ayrshire is basically a beach-free zone.
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And if you like dramatic scenery, you're going to be very disappointed.
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What's more, Ayrshire is even more boring and ugly at night.
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There are no unbelievably scenic places to stay.
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But that doesn't matter, because who would want to even visit?
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Seriously, just stay away from this total dump.
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You'll just be disappointed if you come here.
