Literally Just 19 Utterly Batshit And Hilarious Scottish Texts
"Ave been snapchatting this goth and she phones me before bed time to tell me scary stories haha."
This truly fantastic fish update:
This absolutely daftie:
This threat from an alarmed pigeon-fancier.
This series of truly baffled messages:
And this far more useful advice:
This cereal emergency:
This confused mum who thinks Beyoncé is Rhianna:
This furious dad's response to a prank:
And this mum's WTF text about Andy Murray:
This epic, baffling toilet theft story:
This snapshot of a very drunk evening:
And, of course, this epic masterpiece:
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