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Literally Just 19 Utterly Batshit And Hilarious Scottish Texts

"Ave been snapchatting this goth and she phones me before bed time to tell me scary stories haha."

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1. This truly fantastic fish update:

2. This cheeky response:

3. This baffling friendship:

4. This absolutely daftie:

5. This threat from an alarmed pigeon-fancier.

Who doesn't seem to realise it's just a joke.
Twitter: @calougrayy

Who doesn't seem to realise it's just a joke.

6. This series of truly baffled messages:

7. This sweet but shit suggestion:

my mum doesn't seem to understand exams

8. And this far more useful advice:

9. This tragic tale:

HASHTAG PRAY FOR CONNOR.
Twitter: @kirsty_shevlin

HASHTAG PRAY FOR CONNOR.

10. This smartarse:

11. This weird AF prank:

??

12. This cereal emergency:

13. This heartless LOL:

14. This confused mum who thinks Beyoncé is Rhianna:

15. This furious dad's response to a prank:

"Do you ken I've shagged yer maw." Er, yeah dad. But no one needs a reminder.
Twitter: @reecetaylor_97

"Do you ken I've shagged yer maw." Er, yeah dad. But no one needs a reminder.

16. And this mum's WTF text about Andy Murray:

17. This epic, baffling toilet theft story:

18. This snapshot of a very drunk evening:

19. And, of course, this epic masterpiece:

Scottish people, you are the best.
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Scottish people, you are the best.