Buzz·Posted on 6 Feb 2017Literally Just 19 Utterly Batshit And Hilarious Scottish Texts"Ave been snapchatting this goth and she phones me before bed time to tell me scary stories haha."by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This truly fantastic fish update: Twitter: @stephcraig_ 2. This cheeky response: Twitter: @Scottish_Tweets 3. This baffling friendship: moj @Moj1872 Wot on earth hahahaa 02:43 PM - 01 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. This absolutely daftie: Twitter: @beattie_01 5. This threat from an alarmed pigeon-fancier. Twitter: @calougrayy Who doesn't seem to realise it's just a joke. 6. This series of truly baffled messages: Twitter: @nathanaird6 7. This sweet but shit suggestion: ellie @_ellieirving my mum doesn't seem to understand exams 09:30 PM - 30 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. And this far more useful advice: Twitter: @saoirse 9. This tragic tale: Twitter: @kirsty_shevlin HASHTAG PRAY FOR CONNOR. 10. This smartarse: Twitter: @C_Linney98 11. This weird AF prank: Twitter: @aaronbraady ?? 12. This cereal emergency: Twitter: @BigBadRabb 13. This heartless LOL: rachael @milphitchell I'm glad you find it funny Pete 09:47 PM - 12 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This confused mum who thinks Beyoncé is Rhianna: Twitter: @aportxr 15. This furious dad's response to a prank: Twitter: @reecetaylor_97 "Do you ken I've shagged yer maw." Er, yeah dad. But no one needs a reminder. 16. And this mum's WTF text about Andy Murray: Twitter: @xcxxcxxcx 17. This epic, baffling toilet theft story: Twitter: @zoebalfour_ 18. This snapshot of a very drunk evening: Twitter: @robbies1877 19. And, of course, this epic masterpiece: imgur.com Scottish people, you are the best.