1.
When you open the fridge on a hot day.
2.
When you're at a party and your ex shows up.
3.
When you're cleaning up your pet's poop and accidentally get some on your hand.
4.
When you open the door of a portaloo on the third day of a festival.
5.
When a friend starts telling you – at length – about their latest fad diet.
6.
When you make eye contact with your mate across the dancefloor and you see that they've pulled.
7.
When you're running for the bus and just make it.
8.
When your phone runs out of battery at the beginning of a long journey.
9.
When you see the words "free bar" on an invite.
10.
When you're walking home drunk and see an open takeaway.
11.
When you see a tagged Instagram pic of your friends hanging out without you.
12.
When someone leaves crumbs in the butter.
13.
When you've been avoiding Game of Thrones spoilers on Twitter, then see one on Facebook.
14.
When a guy bends down in front of you and you see his hairy bum crack.
15.
When you hear that someone else at work got the promotion you wanted.
16.
When you see someone eating with their mouth open.
17.
When your friends hack your Facebook and set your status to "LOL I'm shit at tenis."
18.
When you think you feel a spot of rain five minutes into a picnic.
19.
When you're driving and a bee flies into your car.
20.
When your friends hear you fart and you realise there's no point in denying it.
21.
When you're struggling to find the right angle for a sexy bathroom selfie.
22.
When you're out at a bar and see some really gross PDA.
23.
When you wake up with a hangover and can't remember what you did the night before.
24.
Then realise that the sext you didn't get a reply to actually went to your mum.
25.
When your boss asks you to work a double shift.
26.
When you go to the toilet after eating jalapeños.
27.
When you find out that Greggs discontinued your favourite pie.
