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As everyone knows, Glasgow is ugly and industrial.
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It doesn't have any sweet or rustic hidden corners.
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Nope, there are no secluded or tranquil spots at all.
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It's all concrete high rises, basically.
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There are certainly no innovative, modernist buildings.
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Nope, not a single one.
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Absolutely no famous architects come from Glasgow.
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The public buildings are all grey and depressing.
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And they look even worse on the inside.
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The university buildings are particularly disappointing.
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You won't find any Italian-style piazzas in Glasgow.
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Or stately homes; they're reserved for Edinburgh.
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In fact, it has virtually no historic buildings at all.
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And there are certainly no beautiful, iconic venues.
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The whole city looks even worse at night.
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It's all just so gloomy and grim.
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The main shopping street in Glasgow is hideous.
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And it's all even uglier at Christmas time.
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In fact, winter in general is a total crapfest.
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The river is just a polluted ditch, really.
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And there's nothing to see there anyway.
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Glasgow's parks and gardens are a bit tragic.
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And the public spaces are just...meh.
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So you see, it's true what they say: Glasgow is a dump.
