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21 Headlines That Prove "Take A Break" Is The World's Most Important News Source

"Take A Break" is the UK's best selling women's magazine. Why? Because it's filled with VERY IMPORTANT news. H/T to Really Real Life and Take A Weird Break.

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Why this is important: You no longer have to worry about being single: there are literally trillions of ghosts out there who want to marry you. What's more, they'll probably do your washing up.

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Via takeaweirdbreak.com

Why this is important: Because now we know that Derek Acorah is still gainfully employed despite the fact he hasn't been on telly for ages. Good for you, Derek. Hope your legs show up soon.

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Via takeaweirdbreak.com

Why this is important: Because a Hartley's Reduced Sugar Jelly recently won the Booker Prize.

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Why this is important: You now know that ghosts get lonely. You should feel guilty for not calling more often. Sure, you're busy, but would it kill you to pick up the phone? Shame on you.