1.
She'll naughty corner the lot of ye.
2.
Global Monkey Takeover II?
3.
Aye: he bought it in the Primark on Sauchiehall St.
5.
"Dae yae want mayonnaise?"
6.
"I've got some good news and some bad news."
9.
Ah'm a meringue or ah'm a right?
10.
Maybe it's a souvenir, like a theme park ride photo.
13.
An epic shite, from the sound of it.
14.
That's almost enough for a single to Harthill.
15.
Then they both tried to fight and fell over.