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23 Things All Melburnians Secretly Love But Pretend To Hate

Time to 'fess up.

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6. Hook turns.

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Hook turn confusion is for out-of-towners, and we'll fiercely defend it as an efficient traffic management system.

7. Spring racing season.

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Again, we're in it for the memes (and judging people's fashion/drunken antics).

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10. Bad buskers.

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The Cookie Monster playing the bagpipes on Flinders Street? Yes, please. A bunny playing irritating electric guitar solos at 8am? Sign me up.

11. Hipster beards.

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We liked them before they were mainstream.

12. Novelty lattes.

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If avocado is to blame for our housing woes, we're going to enjoy it in as many ways as possible.

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13. Deconstructed food

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Doesn't it make breakfast more fun when you get to assemble it how you like? Plus, it's way more Instagrammable this way.

16. Interstate dim sims.

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You can't go to South Melbourne Market every week.

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17. Pretentious wine descriptions.

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"Pleasantly complex, this intensely seductive blend binds full-bodied leather notes with wafts of fair-trade organic chocolate and dank musty armpits on the #86 tram."

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