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    23 Things All Melburnians Secretly Love But Pretend To Hate

    Time to 'fess up.

    1. Puffer jackets.

    2. The rivalry with Sydney.

    3. Crazy weather.

    4. Myki

    5. Having ~first world problems~.

    6. Hook turns.

    7. Spring racing season.

    8. Neighbours

    9. Asking people what school they went to.

    10. Bad buskers.

    11. Hipster beards.

    12. Novelty lattes.

    13. Deconstructed food

    14. The northside vs. southside debate.

    15. Trips to Ikea.

    16. Interstate dim sims.

    17. Pretentious wine descriptions.

    18. Being awkward.

    19. Explaining the different types of coffee to tourists.

    20. Restaurants that don’t take bookings.

    21. Letting loose at karaoke.

    22. Staying in.

    23. And being called "sooo Melbourne".