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Posted on May 31, 2014

15 Things Tall People Want You To Know

A tall girl's response to 24 Struggles Every Short Person Understands.

by Heather Carlson

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15 Things Tall People Want You To Know

1. The air up here is just fine, thank you.

2. We can't all dunk like Dwayne Wade.

3. Do it. Call me giant one more time.

4. We do not specialize in lightbulb-changing.

5. No, our skirts aren't too short. Our legs are just long.

6. No, our pants aren't too short. Okay...yes, yes they are.

7. "You're so tall. So you must runway model, right?"

8. Please consider letting us hold the umbrella.

9. You might want to re-think reclining that airplane seat.

10. If you get the table sink wet, please dry it off.

11. One size fits all = LIES, and shirts are never quite long enough.

12. We're not walking fast.

13. "You weigh how much?!"

14. We were accidentally way ahead of the current drop-crotch tights trend.

15. Never forget...we're closer to Ceiling Cat.

15 Things Tall People Want You To Know

1. The air up here is just fine, thank you.

2. We can't all dunk like Dwayne Wade.

3. Do it. Call me giant one more time.

4. We do not specialize in lightbulb-changing.

5. No, our skirts aren't too short. Our legs are just long.

6. No, our pants aren't too short. Okay...yes, yes they are.

7. "You're so tall. So you must runway model, right?"

8. Please consider letting us hold the umbrella.

9. You might want to re-think reclining that airplane seat.

10. If you get the table sink wet, please dry it off.

11. One size fits all = LIES, and shirts are never quite long enough.

12. We're not walking fast.

13. "You weigh how much?!"

14. We were accidentally way ahead of the current drop-crotch tights trend.

15. Never forget...we're closer to Ceiling Cat.

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