David was almost the love of Phoebe's life, but he leaves her to study science in Minsk. He returns in Season 9, but by then she is already with Mike.
Because she was too judgmental.Because she was seeing someone else.Because she didn't respect firefighters.Because she lit a candle in the woods.Because she burned him too many times.
Sure, Phoebe is also seeing Jason, but when Vince sees their candlelight dinner together, he says that he couldn't be with someone who would "have a flame in the middle of a wooden area."
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Phoebe, who wasn't ready to move in with Gary in the first place, breaks up with him after living together for just one day.
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Phoebe dates Roger in Season 1, but her friends don't like him because he is constantly analyzing their personalities. She eventually realizes she "hates that guy" and breaks up with him.
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Parker excitedly suggests a game of Jenga, but Phoebe responds by yelling and wishing that he were "much less happy." He responds by breaking up with her.
Watched all of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."Gained 20 pounds.Went through 50 boxes of tissues.Didn't touch her guitar.Ate a cheeseburger.
Ate a cheeseburger!
Phoebe ate a burger when her Canadian gay ice dancing husband left. When he returned, Duncan asked her for a divorce and admitted that he was actually straight.
Phoebe dates Larry for an episode in Season 5, but breaks it off because he keeps closing down every restaurant they go to.
When Sergei's translator, Mischa, leaves with Monica, Phoebe and Sergei are left alone, unable to speak each other's languages.
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Slaps her butt!
Eric slaps Phoebe's butt at the Halloween party thinking that she's her twin sister, Ursula, who he was engaged to at the time.
Neither Mike's father, Theodore, nor Bitsy initially approve of Phoebe, but this doesn't stop Mike from admitting that he loves her and eventually marrying her.
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