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How Port Talbot Are You?

This quiz quantifies how true you are to San Portablo!

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  1. How many of these Port Talbot radiations have you done?

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    Took a ride on a stone penguin down the beach.
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    Donated money to a Captain Beany fundraiser.
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    Spotted Michael Sheen in Remo's.
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    Had a drunken conversation with Terry Alan on Station Road.
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    Watched Santa come to town.
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    Felt nostalgic for the smell of sulphur when away.
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    Fought a seagull off your chips outside Franco's.
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    Felt at home watching Blade Runner.
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    Wasted half a Sunday waiting for a train in Baglan Station.
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    Bought rubber bracelets in Aladdin's cave.
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    Craved Sandown Road curry sauce on returning from holiday.
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    Confused seagull squawks for people talking.
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    Wonder if the works' blue flame actually was magical.
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    Had ankle lacerations from the grass on the dunes.
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    Partied at the Starlight or Troubadour.
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    Watched the fireworks on the beach.
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    Cheered as Michael Sheen got crucified on a roundabout.
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    Got magazines from Merritts.
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    Went to a teen disco at the Green Stars.
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    Watched an Owen Money pantomime.
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    Met a friend 'by the whale'.
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    Remember the smell of popcorn at The Plaza.
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    Tried spotting the ghost in Margam Park.
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    Watched or participated in the round the pier swim.
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    Know somebody who knew Richard Burton and therefore class yourself acting royalty by proxy.
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    Let a BP school visit convince you that you'd make a fortune in petroleum when you grew up.
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    Described your hometown as 'between Cardiff and Swansea' when you know it's a lie.
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    Sprained a muscle on the UFO slide in The Lido.
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    Had a drink in The Four Winds.
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    Tutted at a dog on the beach before 30th Sept.
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    Said 'You can see Swansea from here!' every time you walk the prom. Every. Time.
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