TV and Movies·Posted on 11 Dec 201750 Tweets That Made Women Piss Themselves With Laughter In 2017Just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said "doing my best" fucking same bitch, where'd you get that?by Hattie SoykanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. $YLV @sylvvmc BOYS! get ur eyebrows threaded !! not only will it improve ur looks by 600% but also hurts like a bitch and u all suck and deserve to suffer 06:17 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Allison Tolman @Allison_Tolman I do feel bad for men with all the witch hunt stuff going on. Imagine being unsure if you could trust members of th… https://t.co/uHvrT2Cwl5 07:00 AM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ⚾nline since 1999 @runolgarun as the daughter of 8 fathers, i, too, feminism 10:15 PM - 11 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. festive fiona 🎄 @neonfiona the Venn diagram of dudes lining up for Szechuan sauce and dudes who make fun of girls lining up for Unicorn frappuccinos is a circle 11:00 AM - 08 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Bess Kalb @bessbell Ladies bear with me I haven't slept enough this week but if we hide all the guns in our vaginas, Congress will HAVE to regulate them!!! 04:00 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Kate Willett @katewillett Call me old-fashioned, but I want a man who will protect me like I'm the reputation of a guy he's never met 03:33 PM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. sophie @sophxthompson every time I find something in forever 21 02:31 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. goth grandma @morrishitty “Did you cum?” Yeah out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine 04:35 AM - 29 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. on her period @onherperiod "men don't find it attractive when yo-" wOW for a second there I almost thought women lived just to please men haha almost scared me there 04:43 AM - 03 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. maura "are jack and biz nazis?" quint @behindyourback *at my funeral* Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets 08:29 PM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Beth Elderkin @BethElderkin This is what happens when men have creative control. A butt crack on top of another butt crack. 04:26 PM - 17 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 12 Kims A Kimmin’ @KimmyMonte i'll rest my bitch face when I'm dead. 11:01 PM - 23 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. jewish. femme. sre. @sweetpavement It's Mary Shelley's birthday? To celebrate, invent a new genre of fiction at a house party to avoid the attentions of a dude who's trash. 02:01 PM - 30 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 𝔦𝔰𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔩 @liltinyisabel a boy during sex: *does nothing at all* 08:22 PM - 28 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. regal trash bitch @meatgrindr Hunger Games Synopsis Katniss: I'm in over my head, the govt wants me dead, I'm scared Both Male Leads: Ok but do you LIKE like me 04:02 AM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Holly Green @winnersusedrugs Misogynists: my dick does whatever it wants Male feminists: it just makes me so sad that my dick does whatever it wants 11:54 PM - 20 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Aimee @Mimiification When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT. 08:09 AM - 01 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Haley @haleyhuebner12 I just got a man kicked out of the bar for slapping my ass. I have never seen a man so appalled and confused for se… https://t.co/cXb9KTfStG 06:44 AM - 12 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Bev @bevtgooden “i’m not like other men.” 05:13 AM - 21 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Molly @Molly_Kats Women: This man is bad Men: You’re overreacting Women: Here’s proof Men: Why didn’t you tell us earlier, this is your fault 11:45 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Geraldine @everywhereist I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to not whip his dick out especially in work contexts I mean,… https://t.co/evNuyGATr3 12:01 AM - 30 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. 23. Millennial of Manila @MillennialOfMNL when people complain about being in the "friendzone" this is what they actually mean 09:12 AM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Myrrh @ixix82 "So You Were Trying to Be Polite But Now He Wants to Wear Your Skin As Pajamas: A Woman's Guide to the Internet" 02:54 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Alice Sanders @wernerspenguin I'm just a girl, standing in front of a straight, white boy, telling him I know more about the subject than him because it's my actual job. 10:09 AM - 07 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. General Krys Organa 🌟🎄🎁 @Krys Carrie Fisher continuing to scorch sexual predators from beyond the grave is my 2017 Mood 🖕🏻 09:13 PM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Christine Sydelko @csydelko of all the times I've broken a nail in my life 95% of them have been from trying to open a pistachio 02:29 AM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. redz @maddie_redmon it's so weird how girls just know....idk how we know?? shit, half the time we don't even know what we know, but like we know 10:09 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. liv farmer @oliviafarmerr_ do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else 12:37 AM - 23 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. m. 🎄 @annachlumskys a man: hi me: 04:00 PM - 06 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Megan Amram @meganamram I wish there were a specific ring you could wear that meant "I'm not married but I don't want men to talk to me" 02:08 AM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. adam @brokeangeI me after getting over a guy i never even dated 04:07 AM - 04 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Summer @summerjscott literally just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said "doing my best" fucking same bitch where'd you get that 06:41 PM - 27 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr 2016 vs 2017 06:45 PM - 04 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. crmn bby @therealcbrad I hate book descriptions like 'she wore her hair gathered at the nape of her neck' like that's a pony tail my dude 02:14 PM - 11 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Jillian David @JillianDavid13 Focus group. This could have been avoided with 1 focus group (of women). 11:56 AM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Alana Massey @AlanaMassey *Woman carries heavy pile through office* Man: Can I take anything off your hands? Woman: My lapto- *Man swipes list of ideas off top, runs* 08:31 PM - 17 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Lauren Serpa Photos @SerpaLerpa I’m walking down the street and this dude behind me shouted “Hey girl!” I turned around and he was like, “Oh my gos… https://t.co/wtZ7JT9rhC 07:44 PM - 18 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. ashley @ashleyms030 guy: I'm 6'4", homeless, I don't have a car, I'm unemployed, and I've been arrested 6 times me: ....did you say..6… https://t.co/0V7fZNVKGD 01:19 AM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad 14 men just got in my mentions trying to teach my ass how to open a damn jar. DO THEY REALLY THINK WE NEED HELP WIT… https://t.co/jW9OjliDmc 04:57 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. coffee @bblackgoldd "I wouldn't consider myself a feminist but I do believe that we all [insert the exact definition of feminism here]" 04:16 AM - 15 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. 43. Brohibition Now @OhNoSheTwitnt Do men like being kicked in the sack? Women in new survey given after being shown this headline say yes. 01:06 PM - 20 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Flora underscore underscore Flora 🦄 @Flora__Flora How does the little mermaid decide which creatures are her friends and which ones are her bra 07:01 PM - 29 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. Gabi Dunn @gabidunn99 My boyfriend and I broke up a few days after prom, so I decided to "edit" the photos a little @VancityReynolds 09:40 PM - 04 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. gigi @asapdaya men: you wear so much makeup because you're insecure me, an intellectual: 08:44 PM - 18 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Megan Amram @meganamram for those of you mad about a female-only showing of "Wonder Woman," remember that for 100s of years you got male-only showings of "voting" 06:32 AM - 30 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Full Frontal @FullFrontalSamB Delaying the health care vote today to try to figure out what a woman is. 08:11 PM - 23 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. 50. Polar Express Goddess @awesomelocks Woman: The bees are dying. random male: I don't know what kind of men YOU hang out with but I'M not killing bees. 08:30 PM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite For more "Best Of 2017" posts, click here!