1. When men teach you the most:
2. When they offer literary critique:
3. When they get away with double standards:
4. When you really don't need to provide much incentive:
5. When you're offered a huge variety of men to choose from:
6. When they're always thinking of you:
Guy: *gets blowjob* Guy: did u cum babe
7. When they're all the same breed:
8. When they make you feel special:
9. When they lurk:
10. And when they're deeply hardened:
11. When a man has read a book or two:
12. When they're filled with wisdom:
13. When they love a good buildup:
14. When everything is an innuendo:
15. And when they think you're indebted to them:
16. When they really listen to you:
17. When they hug, but it's a manly hug:
18. When it feels like the whole world is against them:
19. And when you have to protect your friends:
20. When they're multilayered, complex individuals:
21. When every male romance author actually writes like this:
22. When they get away with more than you could dream of:
23. When they know how to set a romantic tone:
24. And when they finally reach a quiet slumber:
