1. Downloading all the latest hits on Limewire.
2. Throwing parties in your igloo on Club Penguin.
3. Trying to become the finest Neomillionare in all of Neotopia.
4. And spending all your pocket money on Habbo Hotel.
5. Judging others' lives on FML/MLIA/MLIG.
For some reason, we collectively decided to never question the authenticity of these posts. Many of us submitted real stories every day in the hopes that we would finally be published, to no avail.
My Life Is Great was exclusively for assholes because no one wants to read about your amazing life.