21 Things You Probably Shouldn't Microwave, But Somebody Did

Sometimes imagination is a flaw.

1. A lava lamp.

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This is a great way to paint the inside of your microwave if you find white to be boring.

2. A CD.

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Do this to your boyfriend's music collection when he loves it more than he loves you.

3. Spray paint.

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"Hey, Mike, what you up to today?" "Not much, might microwave some spray paint later."

4. A watermelon.

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How many watermelons do we need to sacrifice before people stop doing this one?

5. Gummy bears.

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I sincerely hope this person tried to drink this like soup and burned their tongue.

6. Chewing gum.

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If making Teletubby custard was their goal, they have succeeded.

7. A light bulb.

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Why?

8. Soap.

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This one is actually cool.

9. A highlighter.

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This is cool, too. You still shouldn't do it.

10. A marshmallow.

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There's no reason you shouldn't do this one. Magically making food into more of the same food is amazing.

11. A glowstick.

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"So we know that putting a glowstick in the freezer makes it dimmer. I bet sticking it in the microwave will make it super bright and definitely not explode in my face."

12. An egg.

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Sigh.

13. Crisps.

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I don't know why you'd want to shrink a packet of crisps but if you ever do, here's how! Somehow this seems like a fitting metaphor for how few crisps are actually in a packet.

14. A phone.

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No one should be allowed enough money to be able to afford to do this.

15. An iPod case.

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Spoiler: Nothing exciting happens to it.

16. A furby.

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Can't blame this person for trying to destroy an evil species.

17. Elmo.

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Furby is understandable. But what kind of monster hurts Elmo?

18. Fireworks.

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Does your mother know you microwave dangerous objects for fun on the internet?

19. A dildo.

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Cool life hack if artificial gonorrhoea is your kink.

20. A cactus.

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Maybe they were foolishly thinking of the good of the cactus by trying to achieve desert climate.

21. And obviously, a microwave.

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It's not meta. It's stupid.