1. You've really mastered the art of multitasking.
2. It takes you no time at all to do your makeup in the morning.
3. You either don’t wear makeup at all or you stick with the same basic look.
4. Sometimes you look at others and think you should put in more effort...
5. But why would you do that when it's so easy to just go over yesterday's look?
6. You're actually a horrible morning person and the earlier you get up the more time you'd have to dwell on it.
But you have no time to be bitter when you're in a rush.