1. You've really mastered the art of multitasking.
2. It takes you no time at all to do your makeup in the morning.
3. You either don’t wear makeup at all or you stick with the same basic look.
4. Sometimes you look at others and think you should put in more effort...
5. But why would you do that when it's so easy to just go over yesterday's look?
6. You're actually a horrible morning person and the earlier you get up the more time you'd have to dwell on it.
But you have no time to be bitter when you're in a rush.
7. You set about 10 alarms each morning so the last hour in bed really feels like a lie-in.
8. Even if you do wake up early you'll just scroll through your phone until the last possible minute.
9. You're so fast that you honestly can't remember what used to take you so long.
freshman year it took me an hour and a half to get ready in the morning now it takes me 6 minutes. now that's what i call improvement