Buzz·Posted on 8 Apr 201817 Jokes You'll Only Get If You Like Being Alone"Why would anyone go big when they could go home?"by Hattie SoykanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Zeno-Sama @kevenchy_ When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer 10:57 PM - 10 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jojo🐝🇹🇹 @jojo_ambitious1 Me reading your message previews from the pull down bar on my phone and not answering for the next 6 hours 03:49 PM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. View this post on 4. hannah @TribalSpaceCat Wow thank you so much for letting me host tonight 01:32 AM - 16 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Amelia Tait @ameliargh please know that i have replied to your email in my heart 09:40 AM - 03 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. View this post on 7. RAVEN B. @RAVIEB Me: why didn’t they invite me? Also me: I wasn’t going to go anyway 03:28 AM - 03 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. slaughthie @slaughthie Why would anyone go big when they could go home. 06:37 PM - 07 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. clueless💔 @CluelessPursuit “I miss high school” “I still talk to the people I graduated with” “Best 4 years of my life” 05:27 PM - 02 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. View this post on 11. Katt🐱 @xkatttx3 Me looking at my phone waiting for it to stop ringing so I can get back to what I was doing 06:20 PM - 04 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mohanad Elshieky @MohanadElshieky Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars. 07:18 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Local Shitposter @_RawrxD_ "You've been added in a group chat with 14 others" 06:14 PM - 05 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. View this post on 15. View this post on 16. Fatima @fatimaiqbal13 Me after replying to one person 10:10 PM - 26 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 天体 @vaneciaruiz Me getting ready to go out with friends because I promised them I'd go but I really don't feel like it 11:41 PM - 10 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite