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    17 Jokes You'll Only Get If You Like Being Alone

    "Why would anyone go big when they could go home?"

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    When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer

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    Me reading your message previews from the pull down bar on my phone and not answering for the next 6 hours

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    Wow thank you so much for letting me host tonight

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    please know that i have replied to your email in my heart

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    Me: why didn’t they invite me? Also me: I wasn’t going to go anyway

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    Why would anyone go big when they could go home.

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    “I miss high school” “I still talk to the people I graduated with” “Best 4 years of my life”

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    Me looking at my phone waiting for it to stop ringing so I can get back to what I was doing

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    Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.

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    "You've been added in a group chat with 14 others"

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    Me getting ready to go out with friends because I promised them I'd go but I really don't feel like it

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