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As an introvert, self-checkout is a gift from heaven.
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When you're at a party and you only know one person
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I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
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#confessionsofanintrovert when someone has the same interests as you but you don't know how to start a friendship
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Whenever I send a risky text, I like to throw my phone down and run away and pretend nothing happened
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Me recreating an argument I had 6 hours ago with new and better points
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me: i'm so lonely person: hey me: leave me alone
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I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anyone for the next 3 months. thanks.
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I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.
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when you finally agree to make plans with your friends but then they bring extra people #confessionsofanintrovert
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me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet
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Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
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when someone asks to go out the night of, without allowing 3 business days for mental preparation
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how do extroverts always...... Do Things????? and when they're not doing things they're.... making plans to do things??? what the fuck? Stop
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Me waiting for the phone to stop ringing so I can text you and ask you what you want
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PROTIP: You don't even have to have anything playing in the headphones to get people to stop talking to you.
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when you at my door knocking and you didn't call 1st