23 Jokes About Straight People That Are Hilariously Accurate
Little hetero things: colour-coding your infant children.
1. When they can just tell:

2. On carefully gendering songs:

3. When social constructs follow you to your grave:

4. And this unprompted clarification:

5. On the ease of meeting people:

6. The forced neutral face:

7. On allies who need recognition:

8. On strictly platonic pals:

9. And what sex is definitely like:

10. This original dialogue:

11. And literally hating spending time together:

12. What it feels like to watch movies:

13. On the paradox of friendship:

14. On soul-sucking women:

15. And doing this to babies:

16. On shocking revelations:
17. When literally nothing makes sense:

18. On traditional dating customs:

19. And spicing up relationships:

20. On PDA:

21. On hyping up children:

22. These specific yet accurate aesthetics:

23. And these arbitrary comparisons:
