23 Jokes About Straight People That Are Hilariously Accurate
Little hetero things: colour-coding your infant children.
1. When they can just tell:
2. On carefully gendering songs:
3. When social constructs follow you to your grave:
4. And this unprompted clarification:
5. On the ease of meeting people:
6. The forced neutral face:
7. On allies who need recognition:
8. On strictly platonic pals:
9. And what sex is definitely like:
10. This original dialogue:
11. And literally hating spending time together:
12. What it feels like to watch movies:
13. On the paradox of friendship:
14. On soul-sucking women:
15. And doing this to babies:
16. On shocking revelations:
17. When literally nothing makes sense:
18. On traditional dating customs:
19. And spicing up relationships:
20. On PDA:
21. On hyping up children:
22. These specific yet accurate aesthetics:
23. And these arbitrary comparisons:
