1. If you keep making mistakes, something eventually has to go right:
2. And living in denial can often be comforting:
3. When studying is hard, try getting creative:
4. It's probably smart to earn the trust of your classmates:
5. And it'll help you in the long run if you build a better reputation with your teachers:
6. Everything can serve many purposes if you believe enough:
7. And when you don't have the right utensils, you can always improvise:
8. It's okay to call upon higher forces for self discipline:
9. When something seems too good to be true, it probably is:
10. Sympathy is always worth a shot:
11. And you should probably decorate your room yourself:
12. You'll learn to be resourceful:
13. But there is such a thing as being too resourceful.
14. It's important to have each other's backs:
15. Sometimes honestly really does feel like the best policy:
16. Remember that practice doesn't always make perfect:
17. And you should probably play closer attention in class:
18. You can accomplish great triumphs when you actually show up:
19. No idea is a bad idea when you're running out of time:
20. And some ideas are simultaneously moronic and pure genius:
21. You'll have to unlearn the natural instincts university has ingrained in you:
22. You can find other purposes for the compulsory textbooks you spent all your money on:
23. When it seems like your teachers actively want you to fail, you have to keep going:
24. And no matter what happens, no matter how daunting doing the dishes may seem... never, ever stoop this low:
