1. This petition to end the Freddo injustice:
2. This compelling argument for the new Doctor:
3. This royal suggestion:
4. This person who just wants love to prosper:
5. And this Eastenders fan worried about ratings:
6. This tired worker:
7. This dissatisfied fan:
8. This alien sighting conspiracy:
9. And this public longing:
10. This petition to keep fun alive:
11. This Obama enthusiast:
12. This grinch:
13. And this meal deal atrocity:
14. This disgruntled housemate:
15. This customer who hates loose change:
16. This national McFlurry crisis:
17. This emotional scientist:
18. And this literary suggestion:
19. This move to make the weekend great again:
20. This heart wrenching grievance:
21. This almost disturbing suggestion:
22. This bargain:
23. And this ironic petition to end meaningless petitions:
