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How Long Would You Last As Miranda Priestly's Assistant?

"That's all."

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  1. Walk
    Bike
    Taxi
    Subway
    Bus
    What kind of scarves?
  2. Tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle
    Searing hot, no-foam skimmed latte with an extra shot
    Triple, venti, half sweet, non-fat, caramel macchiato
    Grande chai tea latte, 3 pump, skim milk, lite water, no foam, extra hot
    Tall, half-caff, soy latte at 120 degrees
    Black coffee
  3. The man below approaches Miranda at an event, what's his name?

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    Giorgio Armani
    Karl Lagerfeld
    Marc Jacobs
    Tom Ford
    Ralph Lauren
    Stella McCartney
  4. Gisele Bündchen
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    Gisele Bündchen
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    Kendall Jenner
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    Kendall Jenner
    Via Michael Loccisano / Getty
    Naomi Campbell
    Via Anthony Harvey / Getty
    Naomi Campbell
    Via Anthony Harvey / Getty
    Abbey Clancy
    Via Tristan Fewings / Getty
    Abbey Clancy
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    Jourdan Dunn
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    Jourdan Dunn
    Via Ian Gavan / Getty
    Gigi Hadid
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    Gigi Hadid
    Via Jason Merritt / Getty
  5. Don't give it a second thought and leave immediately.
    Think it over for a few minutes and then decide to leave. You promise your family you'll make it up to them.
    Cry about missing your Mum's meal, then head to the office.
    You wait for the Birthday cake to come out first, then leave.
    You tell Miranda your situation and ask her why she needs you.
    You text Miranda a few minutes after she hangs up, telling her you can't make it.
  6. Recommend your friend for the position, there'll be other jobs for you.
    Accept the position, there'll be other jobs for your friend.
    Ask Miranda if she's considered all the options.
    Tell Miranda that your friend is more qualified for the position and turn the job down.
    Accept the job but tell your friend you didn't have a say in the matter.
    Turn the job down and hope Miranda notices your friend's hard work.
  7. Slow walkers
    Mouth noises
    Bad grammar
    Bitchiness
    Bad fashion
    Small talk

How Long Would You Last As Miranda Priestly's Assistant?

You got: One year!

You did it! You lasted 12 months as Miranda's assistant and then, due to her glowing recommendations, you moved up in the world of Journalism.

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You got: Nine months!

You were doing so well until you tripped on a pile of belts and dislocated your shoulder, causing the phone to run to voicemail. The next day, Miranda asked you to find her the unreleased pilot episode of Game of Thrones within the hour, you failed. You now work at TV Guide.

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You got: Two months!

It was all going fine until you were trusted with "The Book". While you were trying to figure out where to put it, you knocked a vase off the table and cut your finger trying to clean it up, pouring blood all over Miranda's carpet. The next morning she asked you to get the cast of Friends to reunite in her office by 2 p.m. — you failed and she fired you.

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You got: Two weeks!

You were hopeless. You couldn't find that piece of paper Miranda had in her hand yesterday, you booked the wrong little table at that place she liked, you lost Patricia, and you couldn't name a single person at the Museum Benefit. Miranda asked you to get her Frank Ocean's unreleased second album. You failed and she fired you.

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You got: Two Days!

You embarrassed Miranda in front of an important designer by laughing at an eccentric dress. The next day, she sat you down and gave you ten minutes to find Waldo in every edition of the Where's Waldo? books. You failed.

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You got: Two Hours!

You were careless with Miranda's Starbucks and spilt it all over her desk. Her searing hot no-foam skimmed latte with an extra shot covered the mock-up of the upcoming edition of Runway. She calmly tore you apart in front of various members of staff and sent you on your way.

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