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    29 Sex Toys That'll Probably Land You On The Naughty List

    Sex toys are the gifts that keep on giving.

    1. A waterproof Satisfyer Pro 2 who is here to close the orgasm gap and keep X-mas eve X-rated with its clit-sucking action 👀.

    the penguin-themed sex toy

    2. An inclusion hip strap for anyone whose motto is "be gay, do crimes, and fuck." You're a legend.

    a mannequin wearing the strap on harness in rainbow with a metal o-ring at the center

    3. A stretchy and powerful vibrating cock ring that'll make the perfect gift to your partner and bring both of your climaxes to the next level 💦.

    4. A clone-a-willy molding kit because you deserve some time with your favorite 🍆 even when your sweetie isn't around.

    the clone-a-willy kit with silicone, mold, and thermometer

    5. And a body-safe silicone vibe for anyone who won't settle for less than G-spot and clit stimulation at the same damn time.

    a reviewer holding the purple vibrating tongue toy

    6. A multi-speed cordless wand vibe that's portable, so you can bring multiple orgasms with you wherever you go.

    the small wand in blue

    7. A remote-controlled double stimulating vibe for anyone who needs a gift for that one picky best friend who has everything already. You're welcome!

    a hand clicking the remote with the pink textured toy

    8. A minimalist vibe by Maude so you can give your partner something incredible to indulge in on their next rainy day in.

    the oval-shaped vibrator on a counter

    9. A six- or eight-inch pastel dildo with a variety of base options and plennnnty of girth!

    six different pastel-colored silicone dildos

    10. A "fuck me" butt plug that is definitely gonna land you on the naughty list this year 🍑.

    the purple butt plug with a heart-shaped flared base

    11. And a anal prober featuring graduating jelly beads so you can give the gift of butt stuff, for beginners!

    a hand holding the pink glass prober

    12. A girthy, twisty, custom-made fantasy dildo is the perfect gift for anyone who likes to keep things naughty and nice.

    13. Lelo kegel balls to help tone their pelvic floor — trust me, it's a lot sexier than it sounds. Reviewers swear by it for increasing the strength of orgasms!

    the blue and pink kegel balls

    14. A bondage kit — it's ready to make all of their kinky desires come true this year. The cuffs were made by a genius, meaning they have velcro closures for comfort.

    a blindfold, leg cuffs, and soft handcuffs

    15. An incredibly powerful waterproof Cobra vibrator for anyone with a desire for their eyes to roll back in their head every time they cum!

    16. A waterproof bunny vibe with a velvety touch your partner will adore. Multiple orgasms are in their future.

    a reviewer holding the pink vibe

    17. A budget-friendly masturbator stroker that would theoretically make a good stocking stuffer, if you're into stockings full of sex toys.

    a hand holding the clear sleeve

    18. A colorful, custom-made (read: glow-in-the-dark 👀), tongue tentacle suction dildo. Just describing this toy is a tongue twister, so I'm pretty sure this one will give you one wild ride.

    the textured tentacle dildo next to a soda can

    19. A flexible G-spot rabbit vibe that's made of medical-grade silicone with seven wondrous speeds. It would be easier to tell you what this vibe can't do, because by the looks of it, it'll do it all.

    the pink toy with two prongs on the end

    20. An investment-worthy Lelo Mona vibe to help achieve that one true orgasm, over and over again. This babe has six different vibration modes, and it is made from body-safe silicone and BPA-free plastic.

    a hand holding the toy

    21. A durable strap-on so you can get into stud mode without worrying about your equipment slipping off in the middle of things.

    the red and black brief strap on

    22. And a strap-on knee sleeve so you can change the game and open up a whole new world of possibilities.

    the strapon on a knee

    23. A pickle vibrator that'll make the perfect gag gift or first vibe for your bestie!

    a hand holding the pickle vibe

    24. A bullet vibe featuring seven vibration patterns and a wireless remote, which is ideal for discreet fun.

    the pink vibe laying flat next to the remote control

    25. And a rechargeable strapless strap-on with two powerful motors that'll get you both off at the same time, or provide hours of solo play.

    a hand holding the purple strapless strap-on

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