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1. A mini leaf clutch with a cicada to ensure you're sending "sits in a tree all day and screams" vibes wherever you go!

2. A monthly subscription to Kernel Crate out to prove that one person's nightmare popcorn flavor is another's person's dream — you'll receive flavors like strawberry lemonade, pickle, and ghost pepper kettle corn, just to name a few! 😋
3. A slime-plushie who will remind you of your fave Pokémon Ditto and be there when you need a friend to squeeze.

4. A bumper bubble so you can run around and bump into your friends and family and not give a heck how wild you look.
5. Matter, a monthly science subscription that delivers the world's strangest stuff to your door. It's part museum, part lab project, and it will give you satisfying Dexter's Laboratory-esque experiment times!

6. A beautiful and majestic Mothman plushie for all my rural babies out there who grew up believing (AND STILL BELIEVE TYVM) in the power of the moth. He be glowing!

7. A pair of bacon and egg earrings for anyone who needs to bask in their love for breakfast food as much as humanly possible while we are living this glorious life.

8. A set of slime cat stickers to help inspire your pet cat to greatness.

9. A farting animals coloring book that'll help you unwind at the end of each day by coloring in some animals and their lovely assorted toot clouds.
10. A bright and gorgeous pillow cover so you can add some personality to the couch or your room!

11. And a Nicholas Cage sequin pillow that'll bring huge amounts of joy into your life as you veil and unveil this beautiful face in a variety of completely normal ways. Don't deny yourself this.
12. A set of stickers you'll use to embrace your inner weirdo and affinity for all things awkward.

13. An extremely romantic hot dog ring completely worthy of popping the big question to the one you love.

14. A banana plushie filled with smaller monkey plushies so you can satisfy your cravings for plushie-inception.

15. A set of three pickle soaps to keep things weird as you wash up your hands for supper, which may or may not be more pickles.

16. And a yodeling pickle because naturally, this is what the world needs more of right now.

17. A screaming goat who will be there for you whenever you need to bleat through daily frustrations, which, if you're me, is all the time!

18. And a goat horn coffee cup you can attach to a bag or wear over your shoulder when you need to sling some bean juice on-the-go.

19. A pair of monster slippers that'll help everyone in the house party like ya'll are the stars of Monsters Inc.
20. And a Cryptid Crate subscription out to satisfy any cryptozoologist's cravings for adventure and mystery with their paranormal-themed goodies!

21. A tub of Elizavecca carbonated clay mask that'll make your next spa night a bubbly, tickly, exfoliating experience you won't soon forget. If you've ever wanted to send your bestie repeated snaps pretending to be Shrek, now is your time.
22. A writhing ball of worms (complete with realistic slime!) looking for a forever home. Your other pets will adore them and you can all snuggle together.
23. An adorable Baby Yoda Chia Pet you'll grow into your very own lil' plant baby, and you can hold them as you watch your favorite Grogu moments.

24. And an alien baby perfect for anyone whose preferred alien aesthetic involves a bit more horror and slime.

25. A journal filled with colorful and understanding friends who will encourage you to be as weird as you want and make lots of messes in the process.
26. A variety of cat paw furniture socks to make sure your furniture passes the vibe check and doesn't scratch the floor in the process.

27. A giant bread loaf pillow you may be able to acquire via meme, if you have a generous friend group. Embrace the squishy loaf and feel the stress *leavening* your body.
28. A Dr. Pimple Popper's game so you can squeeze the gunk out of someone else's face for once, a joy and a pleasure!

29. A birthday balloon and personalized message in a box you can send to a friend. They also have a cute Miss You balloon and a heart eyes balloon, so you can send out balloons for all sorts of occasions like a clown who is WFH.
30. And an inflatable unicorn hat for your cat so they can join in on the party!
31. A realistic seal pillow who is ready to bring some seriously adorable chonkster vibes to your living room.

32. And a keyboard cleaning gel that is by far the most fun way to get grime and dog hair off of your work computer once and for all!

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