11 Things That Would Only Happen In Florida

Welcome to the Sunshine State.

1. A llama getting Tasered by the police.

2. A woman getting arrested for riding a manatee.

4. And this sign.

5. A man attempting to adopt his girlfriend.

6. An alligator crossing the road.

7. An alligator knocking on the front door.

8. A woman getting banned from the pool for wearing a mermaid costume.

10. A man killing his roommate with a milkshake.

11. A Christmas tree made of walkers.

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