18 Times Movies "Taught" Us "Facts" That Are Actually Total Lies And Made Us Look Like Damn Fools

    The Lion King lied to us.

    Movies and TV can be a treasure trove of information.

    Elle saying that the first rule of perm maintenance is not wetting your hair for 24 hours after a perm in legally blonde

    But some of that knowledge — even when it pops up in MULTIPLE shows and movies — is straight-up false.

    Here are 18 times TV and movies taught us incorrect "facts" and made us look like damn fools:

    1. That Twinkies could survive the apocalypse.

    In actuality, their shelf life is 45 days. A Maine classroom doing an experiment has kept a Twinkie for decades, and while it hasn't fallen apart, it has turned gray and inedible.

    Boxes of Twinkies

    2. That people use only 10% of their brain.

    Professor Samuel Norman saying "It is estimated most human beings only use 10% of their brain's capacity" in Lucy

    Every part of the brain has a function, and even simple tasks use far more than 10% of the brain — scientists have confirmed this with PET and fMRI machines mapping brain activity.

    Close-up of isolated human head, filled with gears and graphics

    3. That you can be swallowed up by quicksand.

    Because people are mostly water, they float even in quicksand — and while you can definitely get stuck, you won't sink to the point where it's pulling your head under. It's still dangerous, though!!

    Hand stretching out of quicksand

    4. That mice and rats love cheese.

    In fact, they like cheese no more than they do any other available food. The myth may come from rats often chewing cheese wheels in people's cupboards and pantries — but this is likely just because it was a large amount of food in one spot that's easy to get to and sneak around in.

    Cheese wheels

    5. That if you don't read someone their Miranda rights, they can be released.

    Schmidt and Jenko's boss says the department had to drop the charges because Jenko didn't read the guy his Miranda rights in 21 Jump Street

    While it's still a major oversight not to be read your rights — and will definitely help your case if you go to trial — it only means that anything you say prior to being read your Miranda rights will not be admissible in court.

    Person being cuffed by the police

    6. That urine is sterile.

    Urine isn't sterile at all — it has bacteria in it. And you should not drink it unless you absolutely have to in order to survive — in which case you should drink it immediately after it leaves your body so it doesn't attract further bacteria.

    Urine sample

    7. Similarly, that peeing on a jellyfish sting stops the stinging.

    While it's possible that some parts of urine (like ammonia) may help, others (like sodium) may make it worse. Sea water would be better, though it also has salt.

    Jellyfish on shore next to woman's foot

    8. That lightning won't strike the same place twice.

    Young Jake telling young Melanie "Lightning never strikes the same place twice" in Sweet Home Alabama

    It actually strikes the same place often, especially tall things like the Empire State Building.

    Lightning striking the Empire State Building

    9. That wolf packs have an alpha.

    They do have parents — which are in charge the same way human parents are — but there is no "alpha" or "beta" or "omega" in wild wolf packs.

    Wolf Pack

    10. That absinthe can make you hallucinate.

    Absinthe is just like any other high-proof drink. It'll get you drunk, but it has no hallucinogenic properties — not even back in the day.

    Absinthe with an aflame sugar cube on top

    11. That piranhas attack humans and are exclusively carnivorous.

    In reality, it would take about 300 to 500 piranhas to eat a human, and while there is some evidence of piranhas eating human flesh, it's in cases where the person was already dead. Also, many piranhas are omnivores, and some are even vegetarians.

    Piranha close up

    12. And that sharks attack humans unprovoked.

    Humans are not a part of sharks' natural diet, and they'd prefer to eat something else. Sharks rarely attack humans, and if they do, it may only be because they were curious or confused — studies show that they may mistake humans on surfboards as seals or sea lions.

    Shark

    13. That King Tut's tomb has a curse inscribed that threatens anyone who disturbs it.

    Howard reads the inscription warning death will come to those who disturb the tomb and the man who found it says "the curse!" in The Curse of King Tut's Tomb

    No such inscription exists now, and it's unlikely that it ever did. Instead, it seems to have been a claim invented by journalists or by excavator Howard Carter to keep people away from the tomb. Similar phrases have been used in past literature about other tombs and graves, which is probably where they got it from.

    King Tut's tomb

    14. That dying elephants go off to an "elephant graveyard" to die.

    This is nothing more than a myth. While skeletons are sometimes found in the same spot, this is likely because there was softer vegetation there for older elephants whose teeth had worn down, so they moved to that area when they were close to death, or because elephants were gathering around one of the last food sources during a drought or famine when they died.

    Elephants

    15. That Philip Schuyler had only daughters.

    Angelica singing "I'm a girl in a world in which my only job is to marry rich. My father has no sons so I am the one who has to social climb for one" in Hamilton

    In fact, Philip had 15 kids, though only eight survived to be adults — three of those eight being boys.

    Illustration of Philip Schuyler

    16. That it's scientifically unrealistic for bees (and bumblebees specifically) to be able to fly.

    Bee Movie opening titles saying that according to laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly, but it flies anyways

    If you compare them with an airplane, sure, it doesn't make sense. But bees are not at all like airplanes — they flap their wings back and forth, not up and down, creating small vortices that lift the bees up.

    Bees flying

    17. That humans, sabertooth tigers, and woolly mammoths were alive at the same time as dinosaurs.

    While humans did live at the same time as sabertooth tigers and woolly mammoths, dinosaurs were long extinct by that time (unless you're counting their evolutionary descendants, birds).

    Woolly mammoths in a bog with sabertooth tigers and birds

    18. And finally, that "irregardless" is not a word. It very much is — it just means "regardless."

    What other myths perpetuated by movies were you shocked to discover were false? Let us know in the comments!