What Even Is The Budget? A Guide For People Who Give, Like, Half A Shit
Help! There's a man with a red briefcase on the telly talking about money stuff! What do I need to know?
Who is that man?
Why is his face like that?
Why does he have a red briefcase?
Am I crazy or was there already a Budget a couple months ago?
What is George Osborne doing with our money?
OK, but what's he doing to this gate?
What happens on the day of the Budget, and is it boring?
Are there any tricks and sneaky things we should keep an eye out for?
Why have some things been announced in advance? Was somebody naughty?
Why does everybody keep talking about rabbits?
So what do we already know about this Budget?
But yeah probably mostly bad news.
How will the Budget actually affect me?
When do George's Budget dreams actually become a reality?
Why do they give away weird small things in the Budget? Like seagull research? I heard a thing about seagull research.
Why does Jeremy Corbyn look sad?
Hooray, I love learning about the Budget! Where can I learn more?
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