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22 Jokes About Gendering Babies That'll Make You Say "Shit, Yeah"

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[ultrasound scan room] Mother: is it a boy or a girl, Doc? Sonographer: it’s a— [literally from inside the mother] 'I’m vegan'

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I really want to have a baby so I can throw a trolling "GENDER REVEAL" party. The inside of the cake is green. I WAS IMPREGNANTED BY ALIENS

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my sister is finding the gender of her baby today! i cant wait to see if im going to be an aunt or an uncle

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I don't care if my child is a boy or a girl, as long as it's a healthy puppy.

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gender reveal party but when you slice into the cake balloons fall from the ceiling with "JOKE'S ON YOU THIS IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT" on them

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Baby: dont want u want mama Me: GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT STOP DENYING MY AGENCY Baby: want juice Me: I'M GONNA READ JUDITH BUTLER TO YOU AGAIN

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GENDERED BABY CLOTHING. For fuck's sake. WHO CARES. They are COLORED FABRICS for SQUIRMY FLESH LUMPS.

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I Didn't Tell Anybody My Baby's Gender But Now I've Forgotten It And They're Too Old For Me To Check Their Genitals Without It Being Weird

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Gender is a so weird, it's like "I looked at your baby's private parts and decided he has to like sports and dirt now."

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People coming up to babies & asking the parent the kid's gender is so weird once you realize they mean "what genitals does your baby have?"

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If I have any kids, I'm going to dress them in all black and if someone asks "awe, is it a boy or a girl?" I say "it's a punk."

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I am throwing a gender reveal party for my unborn baby. The reveal is that gender is a myth and you're all slaves to the patriarchy.

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isn’t it weird that we call babies “it” until a doctor sexes them, as if a baby isn’t a human person until we thrust a gender upon them?

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*at my gender reveal party* -my husband excitedly opens the decorative cardboard box -angry bees swarm out & begin 2 sting everyone - bees

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