7.
Seven days to go: Warm up your weeping muscles with some uncontrollable weeping!
6.
Six days to go: Deny that America even exists.
5.
Five days to go: Smear yourself with mud and glitter and run naked through your place of work.
4.
Four days to go: Build up your upper-body strength with some push-ups.
3.
Three days to go: Shivering.
2.
Two days to go: Just hide.
1.
One day to go: Projectile vomiting.