Buzz·Posted on 9 Jan 201722 Tweets That Will Make All London Commuters LaughAnd also cry a little.by Hannah JewellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Andrew Blakeley @ABlakeley Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born. 03:30 PM - 04 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. moanup @moanup Oddly enough, Major Tube Disruption is also my porn name 09:15 AM - 09 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. James Doleman @jamesdoleman A message of hope from a local ticket machine. 12:22 AM - 29 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Chuck Thomas @chuckthomasuk Following the success of the #NightTube, Southern Rail have announced that they might start running trains during the day. 11:52 AM - 20 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. mnrrnt @Mnrrnt 08:33 AM - 29 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. hassan @HVSSAN1 #GrowingUpInLondon Bus Drivers be like 😤 09:34 PM - 23 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Specky Lynch @isawfireworks Enjoying this clarification from TfL, as though everyone thought the big lad was off to Tesco 11:50 AM - 04 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Lex Croucher @lexcanroar being drunk on the tube is dangerous because London's public transport is so good you can go ANYWHERE. you could accidentally go to France 09:22 PM - 11 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Summer Ray @SummerRay Alright bus, no need to show off. 04:22 PM - 10 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Natalya Lobanova @NatalyaLobanova The central line is the hottest tube line because it's the closest to hell 03:20 PM - 19 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. January Deetox @PrincessMissDee 500 people on my tube just now stood around awkwardly because nobody wanted to touch the anonymous condom box. 09:21 PM - 21 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Bim Adewunmi @bimadew tube announcer: pls stand behind the yellow line me: I've done nothing but love & support you. Its unlike you to pit women against each oth 09:19 AM - 22 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Patrick Dalton @shitlondon People who try and board the Tube before others have got off should be ritually fed to an escalator. 05:29 PM - 13 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. T'Other Simon @TOther_Simon What a way to make a living. 08:44 PM - 17 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. TLF Travel Alerts @TlfTravelAlerts Please move right down inside the carraiges. Use up space. Adopt corresponding tesselating shapes. Enmesh. Become one heaving commute unit. 08:38 AM - 15 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Sophie Gadd @sophie_gadd No Mark, you're a selfish prick 06:57 PM - 04 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jonathan Hatfull @JonathanHatfull If you're bored of sitting at the front of the DLR then you're bored of life. 07:42 PM - 17 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. We Fix Your Adverts @WeFixYourAdvert Seen at Kings Cross 11:42 AM - 18 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Stu Royall @stu_bot3000 Client: What if no one gets it? Agency: We'll explain the gag in subhead C: Won't that ruin it? A: We'll use brackets 09:16 AM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Made @MadeManJama Sleeping extra then blaming it on the Underground strike even though you take Overground #TubeStrike 07:29 AM - 09 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Akeem @Keemzofficial " This bus terminates here please take all your belongings with you" 02:25 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Ken @KenYeBlessed TFL adding a little bit more chaos to the commute. 07:54 AM - 09 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite