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22 Tweets That Will Make All London Commuters Laugh

And also cry a little.

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Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born.

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Oddly enough, Major Tube Disruption is also my porn name

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A message of hope from a local ticket machine.

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Following the success of the #NightTube, Southern Rail have announced that they might start running trains during the day.

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#GrowingUpInLondon Bus Drivers be like 😤

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Enjoying this clarification from TfL, as though everyone thought the big lad was off to Tesco

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being drunk on the tube is dangerous because London's public transport is so good you can go ANYWHERE. you could accidentally go to France

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The central line is the hottest tube line because it's the closest to hell

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500 people on my tube just now stood around awkwardly because nobody wanted to touch the anonymous condom box.

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tube announcer: pls stand behind the yellow line me: I've done nothing but love & support you. Its unlike you to pit women against each oth

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People who try and board the Tube before others have got off should be ritually fed to an escalator.

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Please move right down inside the carraiges. Use up space. Adopt corresponding tesselating shapes. Enmesh. Become one heaving commute unit.

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If you're bored of sitting at the front of the DLR then you're bored of life.

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Client: What if no one gets it? Agency: We'll explain the gag in subhead C: Won't that ruin it? A: We'll use brackets

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Sleeping extra then blaming it on the Underground strike even though you take Overground #TubeStrike

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" This bus terminates here please take all your belongings with you"

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TFL adding a little bit more chaos to the commute.

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