1.
Insufficient shark assessment.
2.
Exposed nails on planks. Imbalanced load. Distracting genitals.
3.
Lack of lifevest or reflective clothing.
4.
This pool of nymphs is over capacity.
5.
Improper footwear. Danger of falling.
6.
Unattended baby; high risk of angels.
8.
Bedding on floor presents tripping hazard.
9.
Lack of safety rail; unsealed potion; holding knife the wrong way.
10.
Poor lighting, danger of stumbling.
11.
Danger of being kicked in face by angel.
12.
Open window; mild breeze; risk of exposure.
13.
Loose woman. Please secure woman to wall with brackets.
14.
Posture likely to cause back pain. Bedroom improperly horse-proofed.
16.
Unsecured bayonet. Hazardous breasts.
17.
Lack of fire extinguishers.
18.
Unsupervised female friendship.
19.
Unwashed hands before handling food. No hair net.
20.
Unsecured bust; polished marble presents risk of elbow slippage.
21.
Literally just covered in fucking lions.
22.
DO NOT STAND WHILE THE BOAT IS IN MOTION WE HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE.
23.
Did not fill in Scimitar Compliance Form.
24.
Unsupervised children. Failure to apply sunscreen.
25.
Oh my god, where to start.
