This 20-Year-Old Burger From McDonald's Looks Brand New

One 20-year-old quarter pounder with a large side of NOPE.

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Like any proud owners of two-decade-old food, Neetz and Dean keep their burger in a little wooden box with a padlock.

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The burger shows no signs of mould, but is completely "rock hard".

Hey guys, don't eat that. No. Don't. STOP IT NOW.

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A whole army of nurses in the foyer couldn't save you from that.

Oh, and they have a (weirdly catchy) song called "Free the Burger" which tells the whole story:

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And they want their burger's Facebook page to get more likes than Kanye West.