1. Wearing any kind of straight dress without it pulling around your bum and flapping loosely everywhere else. Natalya Lobanova / BuzzFeed 2. Or wearing a shortish dress without it migrating up over your ass and then allll the way up your body. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox Hopefully you realise what's happened before you take off your coat. 3. Finding a minidress that looks like a good length on the model...but isn't suddenly ~scandalous~ once it's on you. instagram.com Especially bodycon dresses, oh my. 4. ...and isn't even MORE scandalous the moment you have to bend over for anything. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF MTV Not that that's always a bad thing. 5. Wearing a dress or a skirt on a windy day. Ron Chapple Stock / Getty Images Your bum will absolutely make a bid for freedom. 6. Keeping a pair of jeans longer than a year or so. You wear through jeans long before they get to their first birthday. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @lilkatiematrix Do fancy jeans not do this? Someone please advise in the comments. 7. Pulling on jeans quickly without popping the button off. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @superverbose RIP. 8. Or even just leaning over too fast. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @systasarah Literal RIP. 9. Casually buying the first pair of jeans you try on. Natalya Lobanova / BuzzFeed 10. Or buying jeans online from a store you've never tried. Gena-mour Barrett / BuzzFeed 11. Buying the top and bottom of a bikini in the same size. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Disney Channel 12. Wearing a snug pencil skirt without the constant fear of busting the zipper. Catchlights_sg / Getty Images / BuzzFeed Of course it'll happen right when you're at an interview or something. 13. Wearing low-waisted jeans without it feeling odd. instagram.com God bless high-waisted jeans, and whoever decided they were "in" right now. 14. Making it through the day without a VBM (Visible Buttcrack Moment). Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox If you have to even slightly lean over and you're not wearing high-waisted jeans, you get a plumber-buttcrack look going on. 15. Finding shorts that actually fit. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @ebonycutebutpsychowilliams You could fit a whole other person in that gap around your waist. 16. Casually trying on a snug pair of jeans or trousers without the fear that you'll be trapped forever. Iona St Joseph for BuzzFeed "I guess this is where I live now." 17. Plopping yourself down in a small chair with armrests. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @charnmadz Ease yourself in, or live to regret it. 18. Going on a night out without doing "the tug". Anna Borges / BuzzFeed Maybe you can incorporate the tug into your dancing. 19. Wearing leggings outside the house without checking. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @ariana_rosexo They will DEFINITELY be completely see-through after all that stretching. 20. Walking up stairs with someone right behind you without feeling very aware of yourself. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Conall Haley / YouTube Their face is in my butt their face is in my butt their face is in my butt their face is in my butt their face is in my butt. 21. Leaving the house without checking your skirt looks OK in the back as well as the front. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF giphy.com Whoops! 22. Walking through a crowded space without knocking into things and people. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC At least your bum is soft? 23. Getting through lunch without a sneaky unbutton. Flo Perry / BuzzFeed 24. Going through a whole day without a wedgie. Anna Borges / BuzzFeed It doesn't even matter what type of underwear you're wearing. 25. And finally, getting through LIFE without comments about your big bum. karlentina @pitysext i'm losing my mind over these buttcheeks ... this raccoon DUMB thicc 10:18 PM - 25 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite It's not your fault you've got a great ass, OK?