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33 Struggles All People Who Hate Shopping Will Understand

You hate shopping, and shopping hates you.

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1. Going shopping gives you major anxiety, so you try shop as infrequently as possible.

"I feel like the walls are closing in."

3. And you'd rather keep wearing jeans with a hole in the crotch than have to buy new ones.

You can just sit cross-legged all day.

5. But eventually, you have to suck it up and go.

And it's the worst.

6. When that day comes, you make a sad face.

Like this one.

15. But as soon as you're in the fitting room, everything sucks.

Everything sucks and you hate it. It's all the worst.

17. Clothes that looked cute on the hanger no longer make sense.

18. You secretly fear that someone is watching you on a security camera in the fitting room.

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Not because they’re seeing you naked, but because they're judging you.

24. Sometimes you just try things on in the middle of the store.

And then you hate yourself.

27. Basically, the experience of shopping makes you despair at the human condition as a whole, and causes you to plummet into an existential malaise.

30. In fact, you fundamentally don’t understand how sizes work, at all.

32. And, of course, you can't afford anything.

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