24 Tweets So Good They'll Cure Your Hangover

    A 24-step programme to soothe your soul.

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    Would you let your dog go out dressed like this?

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    favorite part of googlemaps is this man unzipping his cargo pants into cargo shorts at the grand canyon

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    Can't breathe from laughing at the sound of a cat meowing whilst running down stairs

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    Someone should teach stock photo hackers how computers work.

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    There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.

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    Edgar Allen Poe? haven't heard that name in years

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    "RIP my Mentions" -me, gravely, as they lower the casket of my husband, Jonathan Mentions

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    Me in public: omg I hate pics, I'm so awk pls no,what do I even do with my body lol Me when my girl is taking it:

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    FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.

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    Just another unrealistic body expectation for women smh.

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    [record scratch] [freeze frame] yup thats me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation

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    When you storm out of a meeting with your dignity intact

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    me walking into a nail salon with my bestie to get mani pedis even though we didn't make a reservation.

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    와... 진짜 집사란건 이런게 집사 아닐까 싶음...

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    when ur trash but still better than everyone else

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    gently touching your friends hand bc you've spotted someone acting like an asshole & you want to talk about it later

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    JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING 🐦🍌👽