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15 Struggles Only People Named Hannah Will Understand

YES WE KNOW THAT IT IS A PALINDROME THANK YOU.

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1. We are not bananas.

We are human beings.
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We are human beings.

(Except for this one Hannah.)

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(And also her dog.)

2. We are not from Montana.

(For any Hannahs who are actually from Montana, I feel so sorry for you.)
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(For any Hannahs who are actually from Montana, I feel so sorry for you.)

3. Speaking of which, the days of Hannah Montana were a living nightmare.

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Thankfully, those days are long gone.

4. But then Hannah Horvath came along and claimed to speak for all Hannahs.

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And everyone else, too.

5. People cannot help but tell you that your name is a palindrome, often the first time you meet.

Ohhh wow I never knew!
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Ohhh wow I never knew!

6. The urge to connect the dots when you bubble in your very symmetrical name is irresistable.

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7. There are quite frankly so many of us that some of our "friends" are calling for our destruction.

There needs to be a Hannah plague, this is getting too much for me.

Flo Perry@FloPerryFollow

There needs to be a Hannah plague, this is getting too much for me.

1:31 PM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I now have not 1 but 2 coworkers named Hannah who look like Lena Dunham and I hate them both

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I now have not 1 but 2 coworkers named Hannah who look like Lena Dunham and I hate them both

9:00 PM - 01 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I hate when people have the name hannah like do u think ur cool cuz u can spell ur name the same way forward and backwards..?

Katie Nydegger@KatieNydeggerFollow

I hate when people have the name hannah like do u think ur cool cuz u can spell ur name the same way forward and backwards..?

12:52 AM - 15 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. After this film came out, everyone started defaulting to the spelling "Hanna" and it was awful.

Hey reader, is your name Hannah? Try typing "Hanna". It is physically difficult to do.Hanna....hHanna..........h.
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Hey reader, is your name Hannah? Try typing "Hanna". It is physically difficult to do.

Hanna....h

Hanna....

...

...

h.

9. And you don't even know what to do with this variation.

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So lopsided and wrong.

10. You felt pain and embarassment when Hannah from S Club 7 did this to her hair.

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And you always had to be Hannah in renditions of "S Club Party".

Her line was "Hannah's screaming out for more"... :-/

11. Sometimes when you hear someone on the other side of the room say "...and a..." you think they said your name.

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Are they talking shit??

12. Biblical Hannah had a bit of a rough time.

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13. Sexy French people can't pronounce the "H" so they just call you 'Annah and it's like, come on, ugh.

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But fine, I guess I can still date you.

14. Hannah Abbott was a pretty nothing-y character in Harry Potter...although she did get with Neville in the end.

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And she kicked ass in Dumbledore's Army. Fine, Hannah Abbott was great.

15. This public awareness campaign did great damage to our good name.

THANKS, HANNAH.
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THANKS, HANNAH.

Hannahs of the world, unite!