15 Passive Aggressive Websites With Absolutely No Chill
"Sure, don't sign up for our website, if you hate your family." Via The Cruelest Opt-Out Forms on Tumblr.
Because the kinds of people who don't want CRITICAL ADVICE from IT leaders must be obnoxious know-it-alls.
People who don't want to set goals on this fitness website obviously lack ambition.
Anyone who would rather refrain from this weekly newsletter despise creativity.
Don't want to read an article that you can only see if you hand over your email address? Fine, continuing poisoning yourself. See if we care.
Don't want email updates? You are a show-off and an idiot.
It's not clear what the point of this form is, but it is clear that if you disagree, it's because you're a dick.
If you don't want to subscribe, you must be the kind of person who likes to fail a job interview.
Don't want to send your loved ones subscriptions of Men's Health? WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR FAMILY?
This one pretty much says, "Disagree? You are a disgrace to your people."
Not interested in cocktail advice? Oh, OK, just go ahead and continue being an embarrassment to your friends.
Don't want yet another weekly email? No wonder you're so bad at your job.
Click to win this treadmill unless you're a fucking loser.
Don't want to rate the app? Oh, must be because you love ignorance.
SUBSCRIBE OR YOU WILL NEVER BE SUCCESSFUL IN ANYTHING THAT YOU ATTEMPT.
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