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24 Faces Every Lifeguard Will Immediately Recognise

You are a total hero, with some very awkward tan lines.

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1. The "I have yelled WALK so many times today I have lost my voice forever" face:

Walt Disney

2. The "I just asked some parents to watch their damn kids and now they're giving me shit" face:

BBC

3. The "I fuckin' told you to walk and then you tripped hurt yourself like I said you would" face:

Fox

4. The "Sun protection prevents premature aging of the skin" face:

Can never have too much sun protection #soshady #lifeguardprobs

5. The "Creepy regular in a speedo just touched me" face:

CBS

6. The "THERE'S POO IN THE POOL, POO IN THE POOOL!!" face:

7. Followed by the "Guess I get to kick everyone out now!" face:

Sky Sports

8. The "Oh shit a whole bus full of kids just rolled up" face:

ESPN

9. The "Don't worry I'm really good at First Aid" face:

First aid day for the lifeguard class...........got to love those selfies. Serious #lifeguardprobs.

10. The "It's raining but I still have to watch the pool cause someone's swimming" face:

Fox

11. The "Sorry guys I think I saw lightning, time to clear out" face:

AMC

12. The "OH GOD THAT BABY IS WAY TOO CLOSE TO THE WATER" face:

When a baby almost jumps in the water by itself and nobody but you sees it #LifeguardProbs

13. The "Bored as fuck" face:

What do lifeguards do on rainy days? Lol #lifeguardprobs

14. The "I just got new gear and it isn't covered in sunblock and food stains yet" face:

Kevin Winter / Getty Images

15. That "I CAN'T TELL IF THAT KID IS DROWNING RIGHT NOW" face:

Win Mcnamee / Getty Images

16. The "Please stop asking me dumb questions while I watch the water" face:

When you're guarding and the people in the pool won't stop talking to you #leavemealone #LifeguardProbs

17. The "I'm guarding a kids' swimming race and got way too emotionally invested" face:

UPN

18. The "Some asshole just did a cannonball and hit me with a tsunami" face:

19. The "Why don't these kids respect my authority?!" face:

That one kid who dares to say "no" when you say to get out. #LifeguardProbs

20. The "Staring at the pool until all you can see is sparkles" face:

20th Century Fox

21. The "That's right I'll kick you out for sassing me, you teenage pricks" face:

HBO

22. The "Someone just tried to do an impressive dive but just belly-flopped instead" face:

23. The "I just enforced a rule like a goddamn hero and probably saved that kid's life" face:

Disney

24. The "Shit I forgot my whistle, please no one drown" face:

Disney