1.
"Guys, guys, is the world tilting? Is it tilting?"
2.
"I just...*hic*... I just don't know what I want in life."
3.
"We just wanna daaaaaaance!"
4.
"No, YOU have a wonky window!"
5.
"No, YOU'RE upside down! lol."
6.
"Hahahahahahahaha whoops."
7.
"Hahahahahahahaha dick."
8.
"Eeeeuuurrrgghhh I think I'm gonna throw up!"
9.
"Hahahaha I can't believe I just fell over."
10.
"BLLLAAAAARRRGLEGARGLEGARGLE"
11.
"LOL I'm a church but I'm also a dick."
12.
"Fire safety is like, really important, you know?" *burrrrp*
13.
"Oh godddd I just ate a house even though I too am a house and now I'm a fucking house cannibal OH THE HUMANITY."
14.
"I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK, I DO WHAT I WANT."
18.
"Hahaha that's where THAT goes."
19.
"Oh god I'm soooo tired I think I'm gonna crawl up to sleep here please."
20.
"Hey guys did you know I can do the splits?"