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22 Dogs Who Are Blissfully Unaware Of Article 50

"I don't know what a Brexit is because I am a dog." – Dogs everywhere today

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1. This dog doesn't know what's happening today.

She only knows that today will be a very good day, just like all days.
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She only knows that today will be a very good day, just like all days.

2. This dog couldn't tell you a single thing about Article 50 of the Treaty of Lisbon.

In fact, she doesn't know about ANY of the articles of the Treaty of Lisbon. But she does know what flowers smell like.
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In fact, she doesn't know about ANY of the articles of the Treaty of Lisbon. But she does know what flowers smell like.

3. This dog does not understand that according to the terms of Article 50 any member state may decide to withdraw from the Union in accordance with its own constitutional requirements.

He could try to understand it, but he wouldn't get very far.
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He could try to understand it, but he wouldn't get very far.

4. This dog's too busy trying to look cute on Snapchat to worry about the potential ramifications of Brexit on the economy and Britain's influence on the world stage.

"Look at me, I'm a dog!"
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"Look at me, I'm a dog!"

5. This floofy boy doesn't know that in accordance with Article 50 a member state which decides to withdraw shall notify the European Council of its intention.

Even if you showed him the text of Article 50 on your phone, he would barely be able to see it.
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Even if you showed him the text of Article 50 on your phone, he would barely be able to see it.

6. This pupper doesn't get what's up with all the humans today.

But whatever it is, he doesn't like it.

7. This dog has never heard of Article 218(3) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union, in accordance of which the terms of exiting the EU shall be negotiated.

She didn't even know there WAS a Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.
Twitter: @MarnieTheDog

She didn't even know there WAS a Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.

8. This sweet doggo doesn't have the slightest clue that the treaties shall cease to apply to the state in question from the date of entry into force of the withdrawal agreement or, failing that, two years after the notification referred to in paragraph 2, unless the European Council, in agreement with the member state concerned, unanimously decides to extend this period.

She never has and never will, and her life will be perfect.
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She never has and never will, and her life will be perfect.

9. This dog has more important things to worry about than whether the UK will be able to negotiate a deal at all.

Specifically this cone.
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Specifically this cone.

10. This doggy has a secret, and it's not that for the purposes of paragraphs 2 and 3, the member of the European Council or of the Council representing the withdrawing member state shall not participate in the discussions of the European Council or in decisions concerning it.

THIS SUBWAY DOG JUST WINKED AT ME!!!!!!!

11. This doggo loves bananas but does not love that a qualified majority shall be defined in accordance with Article 238(3)(b) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.

Maybe he would love Article 238(3)(b) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union if he knew about it. But he doesn't, and he never will.
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Maybe he would love Article 238(3)(b) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union if he knew about it. But he doesn't, and he never will.

12. This doggo doesn't know what happens today, though she has a suspicion.

Just a sneaking concern.

13. This dog loves baths and has no idea about impending geopolitical earthquakes whose consequences may not be fully realised until decades from now.

14. This dog is riding a horse and is happy to be riding a horse and doesn't know a thing about the legitimacy of a popular referendum in making a decision of this scope and complexity.

15. This doggo is living her best life on the river and is definitely not thinking about the fact that if a state which has withdrawn from the union asks to rejoin, its request shall be subject to the procedure referred to in Article 49.

Her little friend in the front doesn't know it either.
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Her little friend in the front doesn't know it either.

16. This doggo doesn't know about Article 49 or 50. She just would like you to be aware of her.

And to please pet her.
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And to please pet her.

17. This dog has other things on his mind today.

Like romance.
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Like romance.

18. This big fella has never, ever worried about the break-up of any union.

Though he is a bit worried about the imminent break-up of this dollhouse.
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Though he is a bit worried about the imminent break-up of this dollhouse.

19. This dog loves rain and doesn't know or care about the implications of Brexit for Northern Ireland.

She has literally never laid awake at night in fear for the future.
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She has literally never laid awake at night in fear for the future.

20. These dogs are having a lovely time, totally unbothered about any historic goings-on today.

Well, one of them is.
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Well, one of them is.

21. This dog has big dreams and believes in a brighter future.

22. And this pupper, more than any other, is completely carefree.

May we all be more like this pupper.
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May we all be more like this pupper.

H/T Cool Dog Group on Facebook