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Build A Full English Breakfast And We'll Tell You When You'll Get Married

Look deeply into your scrambled eggs to see your ~romantic future~.

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    EGGS ARE BAD
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    EGGS ARE BAD
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    All of the carbs
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    Black pudding
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    Black pudding
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    Baked Beans
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    Eggs of any kind
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Build A Full English Breakfast And We'll Tell You When You'll Get Married

You got: already married

You're already married! You're a stable, healthy, grown-ass adult, and your breakfast choices reflect this. Well done.

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You got: this summer

You may or may not be aware that you have a wedding coming up VERY soon. If this is news to you, better start dating loads of people ASAP so you can find ~the one~ by summer.

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You got: next spring

It's a spring wedding for you, according to your breakfast – and everybody knows that breakfasts don't lie. Better get planning!

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You got: in two years' time

According to your breakfast choices, you're getting hitched in two years' time. The eggs don't lie.

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You got: in five years' time

That's a sensible amount of time away, for a sensible person who has sensible breakfast opinions. A sensible person like you. You have plenty of time 'til your big day, so don't worry about it now!

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You got: a decade from now

You have PLENTY of time before you'll be settling down – many a thing to see and do, many a place to visit, and many a breakfast to eat between now and then. Also, sex with different people. So get on it!

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