Is This Really A Quote From "Gossip Girl" Or Did I Make It Up?

"I don't need friends, I need more champagne."

"You wouldn't know style if it slapped you in the face."

"I haven't been this bored since I believed in Jesus."

"I look forward to never seeing you again."

"Is she even pretty enough for Paris?"

"I love you so much, it consumes me."

"Do you think you can get brain damage from learning too much, too fast?"

"I clawed my way to the top once, and I can do it again."

"And, just so you know, headbands are my thing."

"I can't stand seeing all these happy people smiling, holding hands, kissing."

"Poor Lonely Boy. Didn't anybody teach you not to play with fire?"