I'm too mad to even give you a good intro. Let's just get right into it:
1. This unreasonable request:
2. This ex with some high expectations:
3. This ex who tried to be cutesy about their affair:
5. This ex who is acting extra af:
7. This ex who really tried to pull the "we used to date" card:
9. This Spotify situation:
10. This ex who tried to name-drop Jesus?:
11. This ridiculous request:
12. This ex who isn't beating around the bush:
13. This ex with a not-so-excellent plan:
15. This hoopla over a Hulu password:
17. This friend of an ex who also has some serious audacity:
18. This extreme pettiness:
19. Finally, this ex who crossed a line: