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“I once sent 8,000,000 children & 548,000 teachers back to school unvaccinated during a mass virus”
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Can’t believe my mum was married and had kids at 21, and here I am at 21 waking up and eating my first meal at 4pm
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The supply teacher 15 minutes into a set 8 lesson
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when Russell T Davies first pitched It’s a Sin
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i personally think prince phillip would die if we fed him a tangfastic
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Starmer doing his best to look like both Jenny & Lee from Gogglebox at the same time https://t.co/wVBb7kwpxK
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bought 16 bog rolls from Tesco and was walking home with them when a lad went "hey bruv you going home for a massive shit" and all his mates laughed 😪😪
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Arteta explaining to Elneny how nun-chucks work
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You had to be there
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tourists in Pisa posing for photos
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Code expired? Now we're enemiesofglossier
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Shout out to the 5 people still watching Dave right now.
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not prince harry staying at madea’s house for 3 months what kind of simulation glitch
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Nothing unites the 4 kingdoms (gay Twitter, black Twitter, Fiat 500 Twitter, depressed white woman Twitter) like a Love Island summer
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Nice annus you’ve got there, would be a shame if someone made it HORRIBILIS.
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Since I found out the BBC has the rights to play any song they want and the lip syncs on Drag Race UK are an intentional choice, I've understood where angry mediaeval villagers were coming from when they stormed the manor with burning torches and pitchforks
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Had a glass of prosecco catch me commenting ‘lovely xx’ on your instagram posts in 30 mins
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when I was 18 I talked to a guy from New South Wales for 2 months before discovering it wasn’t a part of Wales, but Australia. he’d literally send sunny selfies and I’d reply “wow such a beautiful part of the country, I’ve gotta visit soon” thinking he was near like... Swansea
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This pandemic has taken everything from us https://t.co/9datokBopQ
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Straight people will rejoice at the clubs opening and then do this in the smoking area
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My mum when I ask her how to clean a skirting board