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    28 Hilarious Tweets We Saw This Week That Prove That Brits Can Make Anything Funny

    "love the horror genre that's 'what if a house...was a bitch?'"

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    Northern English housewife in a play saying goodbye to someone:

    Twitter: @StuartMcP

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    It’s time to free us from Zoom calls man. I shouldn’t be noticing when someone has new stuff in their room. Today I actually said “ooh new lamp?” Its enough now.

    Twitter: @AmplifyDot

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    Twitter: @jaklvnw

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    If you do fraud and you see this tweet please know ITS ENOUGH. I’m now getting more texts from DHL and Royal Mail than from my own friends

    Twitter: @daviduchenna_

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    Twitter: @JamieDMJ

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    Twitter: @harrisonjbrock

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    If Riz Ahmed wins the Oscar for Best Actor he will be the first man from the Charli XCX video "Boys" to win an Academy Award

    Twitter: @HarryPhillips15

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    Jake and Logan Paul are Jedward's Warios

    Twitter: @Glitterbeard_

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    Sorry but if you're romantically involved with someone who constantly smells like poo, that makes you Mrs Poo

    Twitter: @ruqaiya_h

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    Doing my lunch duty and 2 year 7s have just rolled out a picnic blanket, sat down, got out 2 actual mugs, filled them with tea from a flask and got a pack of biscuits out. Incredible.

    Twitter: @jshmtn

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    men will have a whole cock in their hands while they piss and then not wash their hands and WE need gloves ? https://t.co/c7g6HbdlWy

    Twitter: @xleah_robyn

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    Marks & Snitches more like. #FreeCuthbert

    Twitter: @AldiUK

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    The Tollbooth in Glasgow pulling out all the stops with its beer garden. 😂😂

    Twitter: @gowdavy

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    10 years ago today Prince William and Catherine Middleton were married. Happy anniversary.

    Twitter: @notDcfcBoss

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    love the horror genre that's 'what if a house...was a bitch?'

    Twitter: @elizaamber

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    Youngest-ever Youngest-ever VP of sales, manager, Dunder Mifflin Premier League 🤝 Ryan the temp

    Twitter: @TomDutty

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    BREAKING: Colin, Cuthbert, Clyde, Cecil, Curly and Wiggles have agreed to establish a new Caterpillar ‘Super League’, with 3 more caterpillars expected to join.

    Twitter: @AndrewBloch

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    My cleaner is coming tomorrow, so as a West Indian that means I have cleaned my house already in advance.

    Twitter: @itsshabs

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    Take one step outside and £50 has already left your account. Over it

    Twitter: @Foodwithdom

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    Twitter: @lukeaaronmoore

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    You’ll all be pleased to hear that the mad umbrella shop near Tottenham Court Road that’s definitely a front for something has survived the pandemic

    Twitter: @ceebrie

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    My son just said to me ‘Daddy, I think it’s really good that the bad men didn’t ruin football’ He’s 26, it’s embarrassing

    Twitter: @FPLCrateDigger

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    Ive travelled the world and nothing even comes close to Tescos £3 meal deal.

    Twitter: @Arnoldbfa

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    Twitter: @hansmollman

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    Jo Davidson the entirety of that interview #LineofDuty

    Twitter: @alexyoungyyy

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    Say what you want about OnlyFans but I’ve managed to buy my own house x

    Twitter: @RhysMoon_

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    Twitter: @Sideways_On

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    Someone’s daughters getting hugged on June 21st let me tell you https://t.co/DtGmmHhgds

    Twitter: @ethanlufc3

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