Buzz·Posted on 30 Apr 202128 Hilarious Tweets We Saw This Week That Prove That Brits Can Make Anything Funny"love the horror genre that's 'what if a house...was a bitch?'"by by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed Staff, by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Stuart McPherson @StuartMcP Northern English housewife in a play saying goodbye to someone: 01:32 PM - 21 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @StuartMcP 2. Dotty @AmplifyDot It’s time to free us from Zoom calls man. I shouldn’t be noticing when someone has new stuff in their room. Today I actually said “ooh new lamp?” Its enough now. 09:33 AM - 22 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AmplifyDot 3. Princess @jaklvnw is that a threat? 01:57 AM - 22 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jaklvnw 4. Chenny @daviduchenna_ If you do fraud and you see this tweet please know ITS ENOUGH. I’m now getting more texts from DHL and Royal Mail than from my own friends 08:12 AM - 28 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @daviduchenna_ 5. Jamie Jones @JamieDMJ 10:03 AM - 29 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JamieDMJ 6. Harrison Brocklehurst @harrisonjbrock being the only gay in the family vibes 08:39 PM - 27 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @harrisonjbrock 7. toni collette stan account @HarryPhillips15 If Riz Ahmed wins the Oscar for Best Actor he will be the first man from the Charli XCX video "Boys" to win an Academy Award 11:41 AM - 22 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HarryPhillips15 8. Rob @Glitterbeard_ Jake and Logan Paul are Jedward's Warios 09:38 AM - 24 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Glitterbeard_ 9. Ruqaiya @ruqaiya_h Sorry but if you're romantically involved with someone who constantly smells like poo, that makes you Mrs Poo 10:51 PM - 28 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ruqaiya_h 10. Jshm @jshmtn Doing my lunch duty and 2 year 7s have just rolled out a picnic blanket, sat down, got out 2 actual mugs, filled them with tea from a flask and got a pack of biscuits out. Incredible. 11:28 AM - 22 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jshmtn 11. leah 🕺 @xleah_robyn men will have a whole cock in their hands while they piss and then not wash their hands and WE need gloves ? https://t.co/c7g6HbdlWy 06:47 PM - 15 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @xleah_robyn 12. Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK Marks & Snitches more like. #FreeCuthbert 04:46 PM - 16 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AldiUK 13. Davy 🏴 @gowdavy The Tollbooth in Glasgow pulling out all the stops with its beer garden. 😂😂 06:01 PM - 27 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gowdavy 14. Balderdash @notDcfcBoss 10 years ago today Prince William and Catherine Middleton were married. Happy anniversary. 07:06 AM - 29 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @notDcfcBoss 15. eliza 🕯 @elizaamber love the horror genre that's 'what if a house...was a bitch?' 02:41 PM - 20 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @elizaamber 16. Tom Dutton @TomDutty Youngest-ever Youngest-ever VP of sales, manager, Dunder Mifflin Premier League 🤝 Ryan the temp 06:58 PM - 21 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TomDutty 17. Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch BREAKING: Colin, Cuthbert, Clyde, Cecil, Curly and Wiggles have agreed to establish a new Caterpillar ‘Super League’, with 3 more caterpillars expected to join. 06:52 AM - 19 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AndrewBloch 18. شاباز @itsshabs My cleaner is coming tomorrow, so as a West Indian that means I have cleaned my house already in advance. 09:37 AM - 30 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @itsshabs 19. FoodwithDom @Foodwithdom Take one step outside and £50 has already left your account. Over it 12:27 PM - 26 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Foodwithdom 20. Luke Aaron Moore @lukeaaronmoore Same energy: 02:20 PM - 22 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lukeaaronmoore 21. Cass @ceebrie You’ll all be pleased to hear that the mad umbrella shop near Tottenham Court Road that’s definitely a front for something has survived the pandemic 04:32 PM - 20 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ceebrie 22. Crate Digger @FPLCrateDigger My son just said to me ‘Daddy, I think it’s really good that the bad men didn’t ruin football’ He’s 26, it’s embarrassing 07:14 PM - 20 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @FPLCrateDigger 23. Arnold billy allen @Arnoldbfa Ive travelled the world and nothing even comes close to Tescos £3 meal deal. 11:56 AM - 21 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Arnoldbfa 24. Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman don’t tell me what to do 01:12 PM - 30 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hansmollman 25. Alex Young @alexyoungyyy Jo Davidson the entirety of that interview #LineofDuty 09:00 PM - 25 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @alexyoungyyy 26. Rhys🧃 @RhysMoon_ Say what you want about OnlyFans but I’ve managed to buy my own house x 08:26 AM - 28 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RhysMoon_ 27. Harry Monk MBE QC @Sideways_On See you in court @marksandspencer 10:44 AM - 18 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Sideways_On 28. Ethan🏌️♂️ @ethanlufc3 Someone’s daughters getting hugged on June 21st let me tell you https://t.co/DtGmmHhgds 09:24 PM - 29 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ethanlufc3