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    29 British Tweets That Made Us Laugh Out Loud This Week

    "Why are trains so expensive? You going that way anyways, just drop me off."

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    Filming Batman in Liverpool is fun until you get called a “goth nonce” by a lad doing a wheelie in 110’s down bold street

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    Facebook is unrivalled hahahahah

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    In the early days of the daily briefings my wife confessed to having trouble telling Hancock from Raab, and I said that Hancock looks like he drained the company pension fund by accident and Raab looks like he did it on purpose, and I stand by that https://t.co/9BRVv7zO43

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    the devil works hard, but fatima works harder https://t.co/yhYuWmiJVG

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    This is how Manchester greeted Boris Johnson in 2015

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    the fact the only difference between the medium tier and the high tier is how many lines the text is written over has killed me off https://t.co/BgYAN1G9Rm

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    The government deciding whether to save public health or Wetherspoons

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    I love Lockdown Eve, such a special time of year. Going to bed, getting up and wondering if Boris has been.

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    how I imagine the uk walked into brexit negotiations

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    Omg me dad went to an appointment in Apple an they couldn’t find his booking and they went the only one we have is for Tinie Tempah, which is what he set his Apple ID as ages ago taking the piss hahahaha

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    Why are trains so expensive? You going that way anyways, just drop me off

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    can’t believe they’ve gentrified scraps

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    Just in time, I hear there’s a virus going around in Wuhan https://t.co/4SGKRmC7Aw

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    4 years ago I was doing trollies at Sainsburys on a Monday night. I left, worked hard and got a degree from the University of Sheffield. Now I’m doing trollies at Waitrose on a Friday night. Never give up 💫💯💎🛒

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    My first ever job was in Sainsbury’s and it was sick cause lunch was free, like whatever I wanted. Not authorised by the company but still free

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    Me mixing my different friend groups for my bday party

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    I also want to be the person that gets up and makes everyone a coffee so everyone's ready for the morning

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    so glad i’ve grown out of the “i’m as strong as the boys” type feminism. now people ask me to lift things and i simply tell them i am but a fair maiden

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    Surely someone on the phone in work didn’t just say ‘Q for cucumber’ 🤣🤣🤣

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    weird looking brother https://t.co/W1Nw7XwmGJ

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