1.
the bank just called to say there’s been fraudulent activity on my dad’s credit card, one of the charges is to a gym and my mum goes “well at least we know it wasn’t joe”
2.
Foxes in London are too much. I’m walking down a main road and this fox is walking alongside me like he’s my Pokémon.
3.
this gon be me on monday x https://t.co/CWQFuZdvti
4.
please sadiq https://t.co/PmTYvtGAvW
5.
The church warden has overslept apparently so just cast my vote in a car. #LocalElections2021
6.
It's time
7.
Me pestering the DJ on June 21st
8.
Little Mix: “We’re going to be pregnant at the same time!” Jade:
9.
Jade Thirlwall and that fella from Rizzle Kicks right now
11.
I think there’s been an accident
12.
123movies and putlockers have done more good for our generation than any government
13.
it’s actually MAY. can the sun grow some confidence?
14.
80s detective shows rocked
15.
anne robinson to every weakest link contestant
16.
Anyone got a discount code for Rightmove? 😂
17.
What the GCSE drama is going on here then
18.
when you're a starving artist but your parents both have wikipedia pages
19.
Scott Parker x The Streets - Relegation Edition 😢
20.
The BBC mixing up a missing whale and the Queen swimming
21.
watching a film from 2004
22.
Me and the girls under the heat lamps at the beer garden after forcing ourselves to go out during a rainstorm
23.
person comes to brunch and makes it about ✨them✨